Packrats Anonymous

Mom was looking for her crochet stuff.
I told her it was in the living room closet.
She opens the door and its full of Christmas stuff.
"What's this?" I asked, "The Christmas basketball?".
We keep such strange things.
Pull out 15 pillows; who knows why we have so many.
And there's the bag of crochet stuff.
"Do we really need all these half-used rolls of wrapping paper?"
Commence putting the stuff back into the closet.
Mission is complete.