RTT: Why did my mother give me this name?

Do you ever get the really creepy SPAM emails? I do; all the time. The viagra, and male-enhancement drugs and supplies are definitely NOT something I need, or care to know about! And then, I get those emails that are specifically addressed to Mr. Whitney Celeste....which is not even my first and last name...

WHY do they think I'm a man?? And HOW do they get my name?

I know I was named after Whitney Houston:

 And I know Whitney is a male/female name...but seriously junk mail senders...THIS is the only man with the name Whitney that I know:

 Please get my gender right.....k? thanks.

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